One might think of the things that are actual in a thug's life, like homework and taking out the trash.
Or better.
from the last three hours alone:
- majeeda I take out my own trash. #thuglife
- jrfinger Watching Ben Bernanke spit it on C-SPAN 3 #thuglife
- superandrewemt i Order a Cheese sandwich and leave a $20 dollar tip #thuglife
- briankl92 @Lydiaatthedisco AWESOME! Tonight I didn't eat all my veggies at dinner #thuglife
- jaylithemermaid'I exercise one muscle and that's my strap finger' #thuglife
- mandystadt I just sexted. Almost. #thuglife
- ocblkbarbie On the first date johnny depp told her he robbed banks ... #thuglife
- arodyo I went to my professional job in jeans and sneakers---#thuglife
- mandystadt In line at Duane Reade a strange little man begs me to buy him a $12 Classic Pen Set. "As a holiday gift." So I do. #thuglife
- iamMiCMurda I don't have a wintercoat I drink henny #thuglife
- jaehood2010 I'll put Super glue on the doorknob #thuglife
- Beetru2u i cook for me #thuglife
- DjChefSev eating a fuitcake #THUGLIFE
- MAYHEMM09 #ThugLife: Goin' to The Sharper Image and buyin' tha whole store.
- MAYHEMM09 #ThugLife: buyin ' a bootleg of Sherlock Holmes.
- jheller28 Showered, done with homework, and in bed by 9:00... watch out losers... #thuglife coming through
- ShowTimeRose this chicken is Great.. im eatin with no silverware #thuglife
- Natty_R We blow out matches instead of candles on bday cakes #thuglife lol
- MastinKipp Balanced mind, balanced diet, balanced exercise, balanced mindfulness practice, balanced #thugLife
- HypeBigelow She stands up to pee #thuglife
- iKicKrOcKz I eat my fries with honey mustard instead of ketchup !! #thuglife
- MPCowley Not updating my computer when it prompts me...#thuglife
- MSCarrieDee When I used to wash the dishes at my mama house, I only washed the pots. F**k the silverware #thuglife
- KenHaddad I just got a gym membership #thuglife
- iKicKrOcKz If ur WiFi dont got a password im gettin on it !! #thuglife
- theRealShabna_M eating a candycane after christmas....#thuglife
- FrankieMcGinty I've seen Dangerous Minds five or six times #thuglife
Notably, there are funnier ones. Go check it out. I don't know any of the above twitterers, but check them out too. Why not. :)
You can follow me on twitter too, I'm @rachelhyman
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1 comment:
This is hilarious :)
And I'm definitely adding you on twitter, fyi.
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